Post by Scrumpy on Jul 18, 2002 19:28:55 GMT -5
*Phone conversations last just 30 seconds.
*You know useful stuff about tanks and aeroplanes.
*A 5 day holiday requires just one suitcase.
*Queues for the toilet are 80% shorter.
*You can open all your own jars.
*Old friends don't care if youv'e gained or lost weight.
*When clicking through the TV channels you don't have to stop at every shot of someone crying.
*You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go.
*You can go to the toilet alone.
*Your last name stays the same forever.
*You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
*You can kill your own food.
*The garage is all your own.
*Cleaning the toilet is optional.
*You can be showered and ready in 10 mins.
*If someone forgets to invite you to something they can still be your friend.
*Your underwear costs just £4.50 for a pack of 4.
*None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
*You don't have to shave below your neck.
*If you're 34 and single no-one notices.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*You can quietly enjoy a car journey in the passenger seat.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You can say anything and not worry what people think.
*You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.
*You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
*You can watch TV in silence with mates, without any of them thinking "he must be mad at me ".
*One mood all the time.
*You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him.
*Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
*You don't care if someone is talking behind your back.
*You don't turn down dessert then steal your dining partners.
*The remote is yours and yours alone.
*You need not pretend you are "freshening up" when you go to the loo.
*If you don't call your mates when you said you would, they won't tell your other mates youv'e changed.
*If another guy shows up at a party wearing the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Scrumpy ;D
*You know useful stuff about tanks and aeroplanes.
*A 5 day holiday requires just one suitcase.
*Queues for the toilet are 80% shorter.
*You can open all your own jars.
*Old friends don't care if youv'e gained or lost weight.
*When clicking through the TV channels you don't have to stop at every shot of someone crying.
*You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go.
*You can go to the toilet alone.
*Your last name stays the same forever.
*You can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
*You can kill your own food.
*The garage is all your own.
*Cleaning the toilet is optional.
*You can be showered and ready in 10 mins.
*If someone forgets to invite you to something they can still be your friend.
*Your underwear costs just £4.50 for a pack of 4.
*None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
*You don't have to shave below your neck.
*If you're 34 and single no-one notices.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*You can quietly enjoy a car journey in the passenger seat.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*You can say anything and not worry what people think.
*You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.
*You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
*You can watch TV in silence with mates, without any of them thinking "he must be mad at me ".
*One mood all the time.
*You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him.
*Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
*You don't care if someone is talking behind your back.
*You don't turn down dessert then steal your dining partners.
*The remote is yours and yours alone.
*You need not pretend you are "freshening up" when you go to the loo.
*If you don't call your mates when you said you would, they won't tell your other mates youv'e changed.
*If another guy shows up at a party wearing the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Scrumpy ;D
, I know Fran is all lovely really !!!
I donno whether i like being discussed in this manor..... lol