Post by Funky-Fran on May 31, 2002 0:31:19 GMT -5
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
How does a blonde kill a fish?
He drowns it.
How did the blonde die ice fishing?
He was run over by the zamboni.
A blonde painted an X on the bottom of the boat. His blonde friend walked up and asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Now I'll be able to find the same fishing spot again." His blonde friend called him an idiot because "we may not get the same boat again"!
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
How does a blonde kill a fish?
He drowns it.
How did the blonde die ice fishing?
He was run over by the zamboni.
A blonde painted an X on the bottom of the boat. His blonde friend walked up and asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "Now I'll be able to find the same fishing spot again." His blonde friend called him an idiot because "we may not get the same boat again"!
