Post by Steve Howton on May 2, 2003 0:18:50 GMT -5
Chocolate is better than sex...Ø You CAN get chocolate.
Ø Chocolate satisfies even when it’s soft.
Ø You can have chocolate whilst driving.
Ø You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
Ø You can have chocolate in front of your Mother.
Ø If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.
Ø Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
Ø The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
Ø You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.
Ø You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
Ø You don’t get hairs in your mouth from chocolate.
Ø “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with chocolate.
Ø With chocolate you don’t need to fake it.
Ø Chocolate doesn’t make anybody pregnant.
Ø You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Ø Good chocolate is easy to find.
Ø You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
Ø When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep the neighbours awake.
Ø With chocolate, size DOESN’T matter – it’s always good.
Ø You don’t have to beg to get chocolate.
Ø You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to prison.
Ø Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake by talking afterwards.
Ø You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk Ok on Monday.
Ø It’s easy to find nine inches of chocolate.
