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Hunters
Sept 12, 2002 9:11:38 GMT -5
Post by Funky-Fran on Sept 12, 2002 9:11:38 GMT -5
Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."
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Hunters
Jan 5, 2003 14:02:37 GMT -5
Post by freewheeler on Jan 5, 2003 14:02:37 GMT -5
Nice one Fran ! Whatever happened to leaves? Mind you, they're not too absorbent are they? And they can be very scratchy. When I was a kid, I lived on a housing estate which had quite a bit of "flora and fauna" (as they say). Well it also had a gardener and a compost heap. Needless to say, when we kids were caught short we didn't hesitate to add our own "gifts of nature" to the compost heap.
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