Post by Fraggle on Dec 25, 2002 23:12:04 GMT -5
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call the AA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check the problem.
The penguin being a good natured bird, didn't complain, but wandered off to find the nearest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section, looked around for security cameras, and then got into the freezer next to the icecream and ate the lot. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in icecream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying "it looks like you blew a seal mate." Blushing the penguin said,
"Oh, no! It's just icecream" ;D
From my book of jokes I got for xmas (hanks Mum!)
The penguin being a good natured bird, didn't complain, but wandered off to find the nearest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section, looked around for security cameras, and then got into the freezer next to the icecream and ate the lot. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in icecream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying "it looks like you blew a seal mate." Blushing the penguin said,
"Oh, no! It's just icecream" ;D
From my book of jokes I got for xmas (hanks Mum!)
.. thats what i look like when i eat ice cream !!