Post by Fraggle on Jan 4, 2003 1:44:13 GMT -5
I thought I might as well just have one thread to put all my entertaining bits and pieces in. Anyhoo if any kiddies are reading this go find another place to go, or read and tell it to the other kids in the playground and you'll be REALLY cool ;D
Here's the joke, it's long winded but v.funny.
A fly is hovering about 12 inches above the surface of a lake. A trout sees the fly and says to himself, "If that fly would drop just 6 inches, I could jump out of the water, snatch him up, and have myself a nice lunch".
A bear is crouched near a tree on the edge of the lake. He sees the fly and the trout and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches the trout will jump out of the water, and I can dash in and grab him and have myself a nice lunch."
A hunter is standing on the other side of the lake. He sees the fly, the trout and the bear, and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will come running into the lake, and I can get a nice shot of him, and I can have myself some nice bear meat for lunch.
A mouse is hiding on the ground next to the hunter. He sees the fly, the trout and the bear, and sees the cheese sandwich dangling from the hunters bag, and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will rush into the lake, and this hunter will open fire, causing the sandwich to fall, and give me a heckuva nice lunch."
A cat is lying nearby on the grass. He sees the fly, the trout, the bear, the hunter, and the mouse, and says to himself,"If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will rush into the lake, the hunter will open fire, the sandwich will fall, the mouse will grab the sandwich, and I can sneak up on the mouse and have myself a nice lunch."
Lo and behold it happens. The fly drops 6 inches, the trout jumps out of the water, the bear rushes into the lake, the hunter open fires, the sandwich falls, the mouse grabs the sandwich, and the cat plunges for the mouse, misses, and falls into the lake.
What is the moral of this story?
It takes a whole load of foreplay to get a girly bits wet.
he he he
Here's the joke, it's long winded but v.funny.
A fly is hovering about 12 inches above the surface of a lake. A trout sees the fly and says to himself, "If that fly would drop just 6 inches, I could jump out of the water, snatch him up, and have myself a nice lunch".
A bear is crouched near a tree on the edge of the lake. He sees the fly and the trout and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches the trout will jump out of the water, and I can dash in and grab him and have myself a nice lunch."
A hunter is standing on the other side of the lake. He sees the fly, the trout and the bear, and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will come running into the lake, and I can get a nice shot of him, and I can have myself some nice bear meat for lunch.
A mouse is hiding on the ground next to the hunter. He sees the fly, the trout and the bear, and sees the cheese sandwich dangling from the hunters bag, and says to himself, "If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will rush into the lake, and this hunter will open fire, causing the sandwich to fall, and give me a heckuva nice lunch."
A cat is lying nearby on the grass. He sees the fly, the trout, the bear, the hunter, and the mouse, and says to himself,"If that fly drops just 6 inches, the trout will jump out of the water, the bear will rush into the lake, the hunter will open fire, the sandwich will fall, the mouse will grab the sandwich, and I can sneak up on the mouse and have myself a nice lunch."
Lo and behold it happens. The fly drops 6 inches, the trout jumps out of the water, the bear rushes into the lake, the hunter open fires, the sandwich falls, the mouse grabs the sandwich, and the cat plunges for the mouse, misses, and falls into the lake.
What is the moral of this story?
It takes a whole load of foreplay to get a girly bits wet.
he he he
