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Post by Funky-Fran on Sept 12, 2002 8:41:29 GMT -5
11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll liven things up!
10) Hey! Did I just see the dead guy move?
9) Hey, this is the first time Grandpa's been stiff in twenty years!
8) The sonofagirly dog is lucky he's dead. He still owes me twenty bucks!
7) (to children) Be quiet or we'll bury you with him.
6) I'll trade you the clock I inherited for the golf clubs you inherited.
5) I don't really know him/her. I'm just here for the free food afterwards.
4) It's about time. I was getting sick of her whining.
3) Is this service over yet? I'm gonna miss the hockey game.
2) (to Pastor performing service) So, this is what your God does, eh? Kill people and break up families? Tell me... Why do you continue to worship him? He sounds like an meany.
1) (to widow) Well, you're officially single now. Whatcha doin' Friday night?
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Post by OnlyMe on Sept 12, 2002 13:03:19 GMT -5
lol! i like those! if i ever go 2 a funeral ill remember not 2 say them pml!!!! ;D take care sweetie mwah xxxxxxxxx
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Post by Funky-Fran on Sept 12, 2002 22:27:54 GMT -5
lol cool, glad i helped
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Post by PurplySparkleyJoey on Sept 14, 2002 11:23:44 GMT -5
You can say them at my funrel ... just make sure you only burry good looking wymen wiht me and no bloomin nosy kids!!!
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