Post by Scrumpy on Jul 4, 2002 23:42:54 GMT -5
50 FABULOUS REASONS FOR BEING A GAY MAN:
1. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
2. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and mean her bathing suit.
3. Your women freinds will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfreinds. And that means everything.
4. You are the only type of male that gets to say "fabulous"
5. You can have naked pics of men you don't know in your home.
6. you can have naked men you don't know in your home.
7. You understand why the good lord invented spandex.
8. You understand why the good lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
9. You know how to get back at just about everybody.
10. You can smile to let somebody know you can't stand them.
11. You've always got an opinion.
12. You've read the book, seen the movie and done the musical.
13. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.
14. you know how to dress strategically.
15. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
16. You know that being called a "cheap very *friendly* person" is not actually an insult.
17. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
18. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
19. You have a medicine chest stocked for every occasion.
20. You have at least one movie musical on video.
21. You know how to make an entrance.
22. You know when to make an exit.
23. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
24. You know how to program your VCR.
25. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPR level.
26. You have a cologne display worthy of Red Square.
27. Some of your best freinds are your ex-lovers.
28. You know when to play dumb.
29. You know what to do for a hangover.
30. Yes, you do have a condom.
31. You made Donna Summer a star.
32. Tanning salons were invented for you.
33. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
34. You know when the party is over.
35. You know where to go when the party is over.
36. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
37. You know that refering to somebody as "a real lady" isnt necessarily a compliment.
38. Your favourite dinner accessory is your dinner companion.
39. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
40. A two-seater convertable seems perfectly practical to you.
41. All your freinds do not have to get along.
42. Your love handles are actually used as such.
43. When somebody turns thhis back on you , you consider it an opportunity.
44. You've got the most interesting coffee table books & magazines.
45. After a work out at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
46. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
47. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being trested solely as a sex object.
48. You can lip-sync to at least one supreme's song.
49. You can explain the subtle differences between stady date, boyfreind, lover and regular bonk.
50. You can sing along to nearly every ABBA song!!
Scrumpy ;D
1. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
2. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and mean her bathing suit.
3. Your women freinds will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfreinds. And that means everything.
4. You are the only type of male that gets to say "fabulous"
5. You can have naked pics of men you don't know in your home.
6. you can have naked men you don't know in your home.
7. You understand why the good lord invented spandex.
8. You understand why the good lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
9. You know how to get back at just about everybody.
10. You can smile to let somebody know you can't stand them.
11. You've always got an opinion.
12. You've read the book, seen the movie and done the musical.
13. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.
14. you know how to dress strategically.
15. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
16. You know that being called a "cheap very *friendly* person" is not actually an insult.
17. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
18. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
19. You have a medicine chest stocked for every occasion.
20. You have at least one movie musical on video.
21. You know how to make an entrance.
22. You know when to make an exit.
23. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
24. You know how to program your VCR.
25. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPR level.
26. You have a cologne display worthy of Red Square.
27. Some of your best freinds are your ex-lovers.
28. You know when to play dumb.
29. You know what to do for a hangover.
30. Yes, you do have a condom.
31. You made Donna Summer a star.
32. Tanning salons were invented for you.
33. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
34. You know when the party is over.
35. You know where to go when the party is over.
36. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
37. You know that refering to somebody as "a real lady" isnt necessarily a compliment.
38. Your favourite dinner accessory is your dinner companion.
39. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
40. A two-seater convertable seems perfectly practical to you.
41. All your freinds do not have to get along.
42. Your love handles are actually used as such.
43. When somebody turns thhis back on you , you consider it an opportunity.
44. You've got the most interesting coffee table books & magazines.
45. After a work out at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
46. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
47. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being trested solely as a sex object.
48. You can lip-sync to at least one supreme's song.
49. You can explain the subtle differences between stady date, boyfreind, lover and regular bonk.
50. You can sing along to nearly every ABBA song!!
Scrumpy ;D
