Post by gem on May 15, 2003 16:53:23 GMT -5
I did not write this one, but think its quite funny anyway!!!
Ten reasons to go out with a visually impaired lesbian:
1.You can flirt in front of ‘em and they wont notice.
2.They make a good talking diary….
3.You can have loads of spots.
4. You always get the right answer to the question ‘does my bum look big in this?’
05. ….ditto ‘is that another grey hair?’
6. You can get more when sharing a bottle of wine !
7. Braille isn’t the only erect surface they can swirl their fingers round. (I’m talking about vynl obviously)
8. Ironically, have an impeccable sense of direction, especially around the female body.
9. You can get dirty text messages and not have to spend hours explaining why.
10. Other women can ogle them and they’ll only have eyes for you.
© 2002, jean machine (aka Paula Henderson)
Ten reasons to go out with a visually impaired lesbian:
1.You can flirt in front of ‘em and they wont notice.
2.They make a good talking diary….
3.You can have loads of spots.
4. You always get the right answer to the question ‘does my bum look big in this?’
05. ….ditto ‘is that another grey hair?’
6. You can get more when sharing a bottle of wine !
7. Braille isn’t the only erect surface they can swirl their fingers round. (I’m talking about vynl obviously)
8. Ironically, have an impeccable sense of direction, especially around the female body.
9. You can get dirty text messages and not have to spend hours explaining why.
10. Other women can ogle them and they’ll only have eyes for you.
© 2002, jean machine (aka Paula Henderson)