Post by Funky-Fran on Jun 27, 2002 0:21:25 GMT -5
One day, a rich business man decides that he is sick of the city and all this money so he quits his job to move to the country. He wants to become a farmer so he buys a farm and sells his car.
As he's walking down the road to his new farm he sees a stand on the side that says: Chickens for Sale!. So he thinks to himself "If I'm going to have a farm I better have some chickens to go with it."
He walks over to the stand and tells the vender "Good Day sir, I wish to buy two chickens please."
So the vender goes out back and comes back with two chickens. He hands them to the new farmer saying "Here is your man's dangly bits and pullet."
the farmer is amazed and says "WHAT?!"
"Oh, that's farmer language for rooster and hen" the vender reasurres his customer.
"Ohhhh, I knew that!"the new farmer says. So the farmer puts the rooster under one arm, and the hen under the other and walks on.
Then he comes upon another stand aside the road which the sign says: Donkeys for Sale!. So the man thinks "If I am going to have a farm I better have a donkey to go with it." He makes his way with his to chickens to the stand.
"Good day sir, I would like to buy a donkey." the new farmer says.
So the vender goes out back and comes out with a donkey tied to a rope. The vender hands the rope to the farmer and says "Here's your ass."
"WHAT?!" The man says astonished.
"That's farmer term for donkey." the vender reasures.
"Ohhh, I knew that!" the farmer says as if he had been a farmer his whole life.
"Before you leave though, there is something about that ass. In order for it to sit down you need to scratch it behind its left ear." the vender advised.
"Oh, well thats easy" the man says.
So the new farmer goes off with his man's dangly bits under one arm, his pullet under the other, and his ass trailing behind.
A couple minutes later the man comes upon a beautiful lady, a couple yards away, walking along the side of the road like he was.
So the man thinks "If I am going to have a farm I better have a pretty wife that can cook to go with it."
The man approaches the lady, but he remembers that in order for the donkey to sit down he had to scratch its ear.
So he asks the lady "Can you hold my man's dangly bits and pullet while I scratch my bottom?"
As he's walking down the road to his new farm he sees a stand on the side that says: Chickens for Sale!. So he thinks to himself "If I'm going to have a farm I better have some chickens to go with it."
He walks over to the stand and tells the vender "Good Day sir, I wish to buy two chickens please."
So the vender goes out back and comes back with two chickens. He hands them to the new farmer saying "Here is your man's dangly bits and pullet."
the farmer is amazed and says "WHAT?!"
"Oh, that's farmer language for rooster and hen" the vender reasurres his customer.
"Ohhhh, I knew that!"the new farmer says. So the farmer puts the rooster under one arm, and the hen under the other and walks on.
Then he comes upon another stand aside the road which the sign says: Donkeys for Sale!. So the man thinks "If I am going to have a farm I better have a donkey to go with it." He makes his way with his to chickens to the stand.
"Good day sir, I would like to buy a donkey." the new farmer says.
So the vender goes out back and comes out with a donkey tied to a rope. The vender hands the rope to the farmer and says "Here's your ass."
"WHAT?!" The man says astonished.
"That's farmer term for donkey." the vender reasures.
"Ohhh, I knew that!" the farmer says as if he had been a farmer his whole life.
"Before you leave though, there is something about that ass. In order for it to sit down you need to scratch it behind its left ear." the vender advised.
"Oh, well thats easy" the man says.
So the new farmer goes off with his man's dangly bits under one arm, his pullet under the other, and his ass trailing behind.
A couple minutes later the man comes upon a beautiful lady, a couple yards away, walking along the side of the road like he was.
So the man thinks "If I am going to have a farm I better have a pretty wife that can cook to go with it."
The man approaches the lady, but he remembers that in order for the donkey to sit down he had to scratch its ear.
So he asks the lady "Can you hold my man's dangly bits and pullet while I scratch my bottom?"