Post by Funky-Fran on Feb 6, 2003 6:59:33 GMT -5
Person Hygiene:
1)Decisions about wicth body part to wash depend on which doctor youre seeing today i.e face/ears for the ENT;feet for the podiatist;arms for blood test; etc....
2)Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. however, if you live alone, deodorant is a wast of good money.
3)read lables arefully. Ever notice how much the can of room fresher´ner resembles the can of deodorant?
4)Remember to warm your spouse before kissing if yourve just taken your herbal remedies, since your breath now smells like grass.
IN THE KITCHEN:
1)do not toss that cold cup of coffee into the dryer or set the iron in the refrigerator to cool off, no matter how good an idea it may seem at the time.
2) when your husban tells you"dont worry about dinner, just trow some frozen chicken in the oven and forget it" DONT forget it.
3)when everything INCLUDING the can opener is dirty, it may be time to wash some dishes.
DRIVEING ETIQUETTE:
1)Always place a post-it Note on the dashboard telling you where your going.And when you get there, place another on the dashboard that says HOME.
2)NEVER relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
3)always carry an electronic homing device in your car and with you so you can find your car in the parking lot.
TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS:
1)if you have to vacuum the bed, its time to change the sheet.
2)if you take the dog for a walk, make sure she/he brings you back.
3)Never mind about talking one day at a time. just stick to one thing at a time.
4) try to spend at least 45minutes each morning doing one get-up.
5)work at learning something new every day, like sitting up for example....
6)Remeber to breathe when napping. its unnerving to wake up and see vultures staring at you.
i think this has been posted before -by me- but hay ho
1)Decisions about wicth body part to wash depend on which doctor youre seeing today i.e face/ears for the ENT;feet for the podiatist;arms for blood test; etc....
2)Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. however, if you live alone, deodorant is a wast of good money.
3)read lables arefully. Ever notice how much the can of room fresher´ner resembles the can of deodorant?
4)Remember to warm your spouse before kissing if yourve just taken your herbal remedies, since your breath now smells like grass.
IN THE KITCHEN:
1)do not toss that cold cup of coffee into the dryer or set the iron in the refrigerator to cool off, no matter how good an idea it may seem at the time.
2) when your husban tells you"dont worry about dinner, just trow some frozen chicken in the oven and forget it" DONT forget it.
3)when everything INCLUDING the can opener is dirty, it may be time to wash some dishes.
DRIVEING ETIQUETTE:
1)Always place a post-it Note on the dashboard telling you where your going.And when you get there, place another on the dashboard that says HOME.
2)NEVER relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
3)always carry an electronic homing device in your car and with you so you can find your car in the parking lot.
TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS:
1)if you have to vacuum the bed, its time to change the sheet.
2)if you take the dog for a walk, make sure she/he brings you back.
3)Never mind about talking one day at a time. just stick to one thing at a time.
4) try to spend at least 45minutes each morning doing one get-up.
5)work at learning something new every day, like sitting up for example....
6)Remeber to breathe when napping. its unnerving to wake up and see vultures staring at you.
i think this has been posted before -by me- but hay ho